Sun burns and hot guys (not school related)

Only for the title you may imaagine what happened to me today.
Thanks to my parents for making me as white as a white chocolate bar.
Today I had the brilliant idea of going to the beach and maybe swim a little. Everything was okay and I had already spotted a really handsome guy on green mint bath shorts when my aunt said let's go to the water. Never agree with a plan like this if you don't know the beach!
I was heading to the water when a ginormous wave pulled me backwards... Luckily, due to my balance (or lack of it), i didn't fell but I had a lot of sand on my body that I hadn't notice.
Always check if you have sand or not on you before talking to anyone!!!!
As I was saying, I looked behind me and a fun-size greek god took his shirt off.
(Inside screaming/melting)
What do girls do in these kind of situation? Act sexy AF.
Long story short, he may or may not laughed at my sand reddish covered body.
It's not my fault that the sun burns a lot more in certain beaches.
So 5 BEACH TIPS.

Tip #1
Always use sunscreen. You went to the water? Put more. You are in the towel? Put more. You are too lazy? Get someone to do it for you. Not rich enough for that? Blackmail your friends.~

Tip #2
Always check for sand on your body. ALWAYS. For God sake, check.

Tip #3
Be yourself in front of guys. Otherwise karma will go after you, like it did to me.

Tip #4
Drink a lot of water. That will be good for your head, skin and so on.

Tip #5
Acting sexy never works out. Unless you are a greek goddess, Jennifer Lawrence, a super model or a mermaid.

Hope I helped you with these tips. Leave a comment if you have more tips, what would you do in my situation or give me ideas for the next post.
See ya later